Mom: Oh! Ohma! I got card.
Me: What did you get a card for?
Mom: I was at the store getting some wine and the lady asked me for ID. She make my day, Ohma.
Me: That's great mom.
Mom: Then at work, some man in the parking lot tell me "Oh... You so pretty... Mucho pretty... Mucho this... Mucho that..."
I yell in the store, "Javier, don't sell this man anymore beer. He's drunk."
Trying to figure out the best day to drop off mom's present for the holiday....
Me: Mom, before I leave, let's get on the computer so I can buy you that blouse you wanted.
Mom: Just bring me money, Ohma.
Me: I always give you money... Christmas, Birthdays, Mother's Day... Let me get you something else this time.
Mom: Ohma, if you always give me money, what make a difference this time?
Just bring me the money.....
To my work....
So my co-worker can get jealous....
Her kids never do anything for her.
I'm dropping off her present on Monday when the co-worker will be there.
Everyone has a story to tell; sometimes several, including me. Here are some stories from my life and from others.
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